Unfortunately, it’s with grave notice that I notify you … Unofficial is not Animal House.

Be prepared to probably be harassed by your drunken peers’ jeers and vomit, but we promise you there won’t be many keg stands. Unofficial is a massive drinking event that releases a great deal of anarchy on campus, but the majority of that anarchy takes place inside. Be prepared to probably be harassed by your drunken peer’s jeers and vomit, but we promise you there won’t be many keg stands. Unofficial is a massive drinking event that releases a great deal of anarchy on campus, but the majority of that anarchy takes place inside.

Largely because of the restrictions in place from C-U police forces, you won’t see any keg stands on street corners — this isn’t Mardi Gras (or any street fest, for that matter).