The Daily Illini

Scott Green

Mar 12, 2009
Lawyers have ethics? You bet they do (Story)
Mar 05, 2009
The Unofficial SCAM guide to hookups (Story)
Feb 19, 2009
Single guys, enjoy manly music while you can (Story)
Feb 12, 2009
Helping Obama pass his agenda, that doobie (Story)
Feb 05, 2009
Facebook users: Uncle Scam wants YOU! (Story)
Jan 29, 2009
Your first hosting decision: Super Bowl party or funeral? (Story)
Jan 22, 2009
Make your nerdiness work for you on TV’s ‘Jeopardy!’ (Story)
Jan 16, 2009
My Wiinter break (Story)
Dec 12, 2008
What you might’ve missed during fall: Scott Green’s semester in review (Story)
Dec 11, 2008
Naked clowns and nerd sex (Story)
Dec 04, 2008
Webcam puppies good enough to eat (Story)
Nov 20, 2008
This Chief Illiniwek column is extremely controversial (Story)
Nov 13, 2008
An extremely historic night in Grant Park that made history (Story)
Nov 06, 2008
Time for Dubya to build his legacy (Story)
Oct 30, 2008
Unclogging the politics of plumbing (Story)
Oct 23, 2008
How America picks its slacker-in-chief (Story)
Oct 16, 2008
A Little League loser finally finds baseball (Story)
Oct 09, 2008
Hey undecided voters…surprise! It’s October! (Story)
Oct 02, 2008
I’m 25 years old. Now what? (Story)
Sep 30, 2008
Never trust a dead, talking British fish (Story)
Sep 25, 2008
A floating question mark about the economy (Story)
Sep 18, 2008
Morgan Freeman says to take a deep breath (Story)
Sep 11, 2008
Your trusty S-ex C-olumn A-nswer M-an goes political (Story)
Sep 04, 2008
All the lies my rush chair told me (Story)
Aug 28, 2008
Roommates, snore at your own risk (Story)
Aug 28, 2008
Two conventions, two deep comas (Story)
Jul 30, 2008
The Sex Column Answer Man (Story)
Jul 23, 2008
John McCain won’t click this (Story)
Jul 16, 2008
We must save Bud, the whales (Story)
Jul 09, 2008
Hey, Fox News Channel! Come on, do your worst (Story)
Jul 02, 2008
Bozos rain on gay pride parade (Story)
Jun 25, 2008
Beg for it, Hillary (Story)
Jun 18, 2008
My manhood is burning (Story)
Jun 11, 2008
A bucket for Barack Obama (Story)
May 04, 2008
COLUMN: What you might’ve missed during spring (Story)
May 01, 2008
You didn’t play Frisbee on the Quad? (Story)
Apr 24, 2008
My ‘Harding’ miniseries has what HBO’s ‘John Adams’ lacked: nudity (Story)
Apr 21, 2008
Somehow, the ‘big one’ just doesn’t feel right (Story)
Apr 17, 2008
Holy Moses, it’s the story of Passover (Story)
Apr 10, 2008
So you’ve decided to burn down an orphanage (Story)
Apr 08, 2008
COLUMN: After six years, Mom’s Weekend getting old (Story)
Apr 03, 2008
Cow poop fundraiser comes up roses (Story)
Mar 28, 2008
Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled (Story)
Mar 27, 2008
Scott’s mailbag: cats vs. babies (Story)
Mar 13, 2008
Just a ‘regular’ coffee drinker (Story)
Mar 06, 2008
Feline owners’ mentality a catastrophe (Story)
Feb 28, 2008
Getting Mom onto Facebook for Dummies (Story)
Feb 21, 2008
Illini Hockey experience: baffling and amusing for spectators (Story)
Feb 21, 2008
Leadership you can trust, if you’ve been drinking (Story)
Feb 14, 2008
Happy Valentine’s Day! Have this dead squirrel (Story)
Feb 07, 2008
SNN: The Scott News Network (Story)
Feb 06, 2008
Can you hear the voters now? (Story)
Feb 04, 2008
Scott Green’s profiles of the leading presidential candidates (Story)
Jan 31, 2008
The primary problem with Illinois is its voters (Story)
Jan 30, 2008
Very early offseason does not deter fans (Story)
Jan 24, 2008
Goldfish care gets tough after the first twelve cents (Story)
Jan 17, 2008
Car noises? Probably the gromulet frinster (Story)
Dec 12, 2007
What you might’ve missed during fall (Story)
Dec 12, 2007
Column: After six long years, Fighting Illini football team is unbelieva-bowl (Story)
Dec 10, 2007
Column: Taking finals in a fraternity makes for good memories (Story)
Dec 10, 2007
The patented five minute study plan (Story)
Dec 06, 2007
Skirting silly airline regulations (Story)
Nov 29, 2007
The tale of the Circuit City pilgrims (Story)
Nov 15, 2007
A man, a woman and a quarterback (Story)
Nov 08, 2007
This column is totally gay (Story)
Nov 01, 2007
Peaking and puking at 21 (Story)
Oct 31, 2007
Razor-sharp Halloween observations (Story)
Oct 25, 2007
Good gravy, a breakfast burrito! (Story)
Oct 18, 2007
Surgery? Piece of cake (Story)
Oct 11, 2007
This column contains no nudity (Story)
Oct 04, 2007
Going over a barrel for monkey rights (Story)
Sep 27, 2007
Law school Q (Story)
Sep 26, 2007
The Greatest President (Story)
Sep 20, 2007
Ignore O.J., but don’t ignore his new book (Story)
Sep 13, 2007
Time to abort current debate about abortion (Story)
Sep 06, 2007
Illiniwek at rest (Story)
Aug 30, 2007
Equality for Greeks begins with rushing (Story)
Aug 23, 2007
Mitt’s Mormonism question is unfair (Story)
Aug 17, 2007
Point/ Counterpoint: Quad Day (Story)