OAK LAWN, Ill. – A big red sign that says “Stop” sometimes isn’t enough to get everyone to stop. Maybe a laugh will get their attention.

This Chicago suburb has installed second stop signs beneath the regular ones at 50 intersections with messages, including “WHOAAA” or “Stop … and smell the roses.”

“I thought it might make people smile and take notice,” Mayor Dave Heilmann said as he launched the campaign Friday. “You’ve got people on their cell phones, their BlackBerries and iPods while driving. Those are all distractions. Hopefully, when they see a sign they’re not expecting it might make them stop.”

The new signs are red octagons, just like the real stop signs, but instead of just “Stop” they say “Stop … right there pilgrim” and “Stop … in the naame of love.” Naame? Think of the drawn-out pronunciation in the hit by the Supremes.

It might be too soon to know whether the alternative signs will work. But while the mayor was posing for a photo with one of the new signs, a driver sped by without stopping.

Toilet paper thief on loose in Wis. dating back to June

FOND DU LAC, Wis. – Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.

Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren’t even full, he said.

The thefts haven’t been a big loss.

“We don’t buy the best toilet paper,” Buechel said.

He expects the thief to get caught. “Someone is going to walk in on him when he’s doing it and we’ll catch him,” he said.

From Associated Press reports