CARROLLTON TOWNSHIP, Mich.- Officer James Kellett knows it’s his job to serve and protect – even when it comes to nature’s stinky black and white creatures.

When a skunk with its head stuck in a salad dressing jar wandered into the Carrollton Township police station’s parking lot, he grabbed a pellet gun and shot at the jar from about 40 feet away.

The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk’s neck. The skunk ran off.

“I didn’t want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area,” Kellett told The Saginaw News. “The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray – and do anything else skunks like to do.”

Naked dive may not equal free sandwich much longer

GREENVILLE, Maine -“Naked Lunch” just doesn’t sound appetizing to some people.

A sandwich called the Skinny Dip, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, has been offered free of charge anyone willing to plunge naked from The Black Frog Restaurant’s dock into a lake.

Since the free sandwich offer was introduced three years ago, owner Leigh Turner has found plenty of takers. “We’ve had two or three a week,” he said.

But now the promotion is running into trouble: A patron apparently suggested to selectmen that it be banned.

The naked lunch issue surfaced this week when Town Manager John Simko presented the Black Frog’s application to renew its liquor license. Simko said he had been approached about the nudity and suggested that Police Chief Scott MacMaster speak to the owner.

Turner did not attend the selectmen’s meeting, but said he would remove the free lunch offer if asked to do so.

The skinny dip was typically done at night, no frontal nudity was exposed to customers and a towel was readily available, Turner said.

From Associated Press reports