JACKSON, Miss. – A state lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from serving food to obese customers – but please, don’t be offended.

He says he never even expected his plan to become law.

“I was trying to shed a little light on the number one problem in Mississippi,” said Republican Rep. John Read of Gautier, who acknowledges that at 5-foot-11 and 230 pounds, he’d probably have a tough time under his own bill.

More than 30 percent of adults in Mississippi are considered it obese, according to a 2007 study by the Trust for America’s Health, a group that focuses on disease prevention.

The state House Public Health Committee chairman, Democrat Steve Holland of Plantersville, said he is going to “shred” the bill.

“It is too oppressive for government to require a restaurant owner to police another human being from their own indiscretions,” Holland said Monday. The bill had no specifics about how obesity would be defined, or how restaurants were supposed to determine if a customer was obese.

Measure to combat noise may cut down cockfighting

RIVERSIDE, Calif. – Rooster owners in this Southern California city may be about to get their feathers ruffled.

Measure A on Tuesday’s ballot seeks to muffle incessant cock-a-doodle-dooing and crack down on illegal cockfighting by limiting the number of roosters residents can own in rural areas within the city limits.

“It just goes from about 3 o’clock in the morning to 8 or 9 o’clock at night,” said Lee Scheffers, who said his neighbors had up to 200 roosters at one time. “There’s just a lot of crowing going on. Every one is more macho than the other one.”

After he complained to the City Council, code enforcement officers took action – but after Scheffers had lost a lot of sleep.

The current law allows 50 birds, but the measure would only allow seven and require the birds be confined to an “acoustical structure” at least 100 feet from neighbors from sunrise to sunset.

If the measure passes, those with too many roosters would have to trim their flocks. Riverside County has strict laws limiting rooster ownership, which had driven illegal cockfighting operations inside the city limits, particularly in rural areas of citrus groves, nurseries and ranches where local law mandates no more than one house per five-acre lot.

“It’s a real quality of life issue, but it’s also an animal cruelty issue,” said Councilman Chris Mac Arthur, adding that the measure is also aimed at stopping cockfighting.”