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October 5, 2015
Alma Approved
Bye, Bye American Apparel
American Apparel (or rich hipster paradise) has officially filed for bankruptcy. Obviously in this day and age it’s sad to see any business fail, but at the same time, nobody should be overly gutted over the loss of golden body suits and overpriced tube socks. The only thing worth missing is those comfy hoodies Justin Bieber used to wear exclusively in purple — but losing brand overall is nothing to be sore over.http://www.avclub.com/article/american-apparel-files-bankruptcy-taking-creepy-fo-226332
Alma Approved
Unbreakable television team
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If you’re like us — or if you’re human — you’re still be reeling from the absence of amazing television shows such as 30 Rock and The Office. Even the amazing Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is enduring a season break. Luckily, your neighborhood pal Tina Fey has paired up with Robert Carlock and Jack Burditt again — that’s Unbreakable’s team — to develop a show for CBS centering on an athlete who surprisingly finds himself retired. So…when’s the airdate? Tomorrow, right?http://www.avclub.com/article/cbs-picks-comedy-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-team-226269
DI Denied
The Bachelor must be paradise
Witnessing all of the drama and failed love on The Bachelor makes everyone rightfully dubious of the show’s concept — and appalled by its success. But now, we have to talk about the fact that two women who were on the last season of The Bachelor are willingly subjecting themselves to another round. Becca Tilley and Amber James both were on Chris Soules’ season and will be returning to compete for Ben Higgins’ heart in this 20th season. Can’t they just try out Tinder?http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a47257/bachelor-ben-higgins-returning-contestants-twins/
Alma Approved
The best “Boorito” around
At a school that is rumored to have the busiest Chipotle in the country, it’s easy to say that people are crazy about their burrito bowls here. Following the chain’s typical Halloween tradition, this year, if you show up to Chipotle wearing a costume with something “unnecessary” like cat ears or a clown nose, you will be met with two things: A line out of the door and a burrito bowl, salad or taco dish discounted to only three dollars. Sounds like a treat better than candy!http://time.com/4061146/chipotle-boorito-2015-3dollar-halloween-discount/