May the Unofficial force be with you
February 27, 2015
Dear Great Ones,
You’ve made it to the holy grail of public ivy at the University. If there’s one thing that alumni & students alike can almost all agree on, it’s that Unofficial is awesome. The Daily Illini accurately dubbed it as the “Social Storm” of second semester – a joyous occasion where academics and politics are forgotten while friendships are forged – over ping pong & green beer. My alumni jealousy abroad wishes you young bucks the best of joy and luck avoiding you-know-who. May the Unofficial force be with you, because the basketball boys sure don’t got it!
Your Official Student Trustee 2004ever
Nate Allen, University alumnus 2004.