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Content by Scott Green

Lawyers have ethics? You bet they do

March 12, 2009

The Unofficial SCAM guide to hookups

March 5, 2009

Single guys, enjoy manly music while you can

February 19, 2009

Helping Obama pass his agenda, that doobie

February 12, 2009

Facebook users: Uncle Scam wants YOU!

February 5, 2009

Your first hosting decision: Super Bowl party or funeral?

January 29, 2009

Make your nerdiness work for you on TV’s ‘Jeopardy!’

January 22, 2009

My Wiinter break

January 16, 2009

What you might’ve missed during fall: Scott Green’s semester in review

December 12, 2008

Naked clowns and nerd sex

December 11, 2008

Webcam puppies good enough to eat

December 4, 2008

This Chief Illiniwek column is extremely controversial

November 20, 2008

An extremely historic night in Grant Park that made history

November 13, 2008

Time for Dubya to build his legacy

November 6, 2008

Unclogging the politics of plumbing

October 30, 2008

How America picks its slacker-in-chief

October 23, 2008

A Little League loser finally finds baseball

October 16, 2008

Hey undecided voters…surprise! It’s October!

October 9, 2008

I’m 25 years old. Now what?

October 2, 2008

Never trust a dead, talking British fish

September 30, 2008

A floating question mark about the economy

September 25, 2008

Morgan Freeman says to take a deep breath

September 18, 2008

Your trusty S-ex C-olumn A-nswer M-an goes political

September 11, 2008

All the lies my rush chair told me

September 4, 2008

Roommates, snore at your own risk

August 28, 2008

Two conventions, two deep comas

August 28, 2008

The Sex Column Answer Man

July 30, 2008

John McCain won’t click this

July 23, 2008

We must save Bud, the whales

July 16, 2008

Hey, Fox News Channel! Come on, do your worst

July 9, 2008

Bozos rain on gay pride parade

July 2, 2008

Beg for it, Hillary

June 25, 2008

My manhood is burning

June 18, 2008

A bucket for Barack Obama

June 11, 2008

COLUMN: What you might’ve missed during spring

May 4, 2008

You didn’t play Frisbee on the Quad?

May 1, 2008

My ‘Harding’ miniseries has what HBO’s ‘John Adams’ lacked: nudity

April 24, 2008

Somehow, the ‘big one’ just doesn’t feel right

April 21, 2008

Holy Moses, it’s the story of Passover

April 17, 2008

So you’ve decided to burn down an orphanage

April 10, 2008

COLUMN: After six years, Mom’s Weekend getting old

April 8, 2008

Cow poop fundraiser comes up roses

April 3, 2008

Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled

March 28, 2008

Scott’s mailbag: cats vs. babies

March 27, 2008

Just a ‘regular’ coffee drinker

March 13, 2008

Feline owners’ mentality a catastrophe

March 6, 2008

Getting Mom onto Facebook for Dummies

February 28, 2008

Illini Hockey experience: baffling and amusing for spectators

February 21, 2008

Leadership you can trust, if you’ve been drinking

February 21, 2008

Happy Valentine’s Day! Have this dead squirrel

February 14, 2008

SNN: The Scott News Network

February 7, 2008

Can you hear the voters now?

February 6, 2008

Scott Green’s profiles of the leading presidential candidates

February 4, 2008

The primary problem with Illinois is its voters

January 31, 2008

Very early offseason does not deter fans

January 30, 2008

Goldfish care gets tough after the first twelve cents

January 24, 2008

Car noises? Probably the gromulet frinster

January 17, 2008

What you might’ve missed during fall

December 12, 2007

Column: After six long years, Fighting Illini football team is unbelieva-bowl

December 12, 2007

Column: Taking finals in a fraternity makes for good memories

December 10, 2007

The patented five minute study plan

December 10, 2007

Skirting silly airline regulations

December 6, 2007

The tale of the Circuit City pilgrims

November 29, 2007

A man, a woman and a quarterback

November 15, 2007

This column is totally gay

November 8, 2007

Peaking and puking at 21

November 1, 2007

Razor-sharp Halloween observations

October 31, 2007

Good gravy, a breakfast burrito!

October 25, 2007

Surgery? Piece of cake

October 18, 2007

This column contains no nudity

October 11, 2007

Going over a barrel for monkey rights

October 4, 2007

Law school Q

September 27, 2007

The Greatest President

September 26, 2007

Ignore O.J., but don’t ignore his new book

September 20, 2007

Time to abort current debate about abortion

September 13, 2007

Illiniwek at rest

September 6, 2007

Equality for Greeks begins with rushing

August 30, 2007

Mitt’s Mormonism question is unfair

August 23, 2007

Point/ Counterpoint: Quad Day

August 17, 2007
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