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Lawyers have ethics? You bet they do
March 12, 2009
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The Unofficial SCAM guide to hookups
March 5, 2009
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February 19, 2009
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February 12, 2009
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Facebook users: Uncle Scam wants YOU!
February 5, 2009
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January 29, 2009
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Make your nerdiness work for you on TV’s ‘Jeopardy!’
January 22, 2009
opinion
My Wiinter break
January 16, 2009
opinion
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December 12, 2008
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Naked clowns and nerd sex
December 11, 2008
opinion
Webcam puppies good enough to eat
December 4, 2008
opinion
This Chief Illiniwek column is extremely controversial
November 20, 2008
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An extremely historic night in Grant Park that made history
November 13, 2008
opinion
Time for Dubya to build his legacy
November 6, 2008
opinion
Unclogging the politics of plumbing
October 30, 2008
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How America picks its slacker-in-chief
October 23, 2008
opinion
A Little League loser finally finds baseball
October 16, 2008
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Hey undecided voters…surprise! It’s October!
October 9, 2008
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I’m 25 years old. Now what?
October 2, 2008
opinion
Never trust a dead, talking British fish
September 30, 2008
opinion
A floating question mark about the economy
September 25, 2008
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Morgan Freeman says to take a deep breath
September 18, 2008
opinion
Your trusty S-ex C-olumn A-nswer M-an goes political
September 11, 2008
opinion
All the lies my rush chair told me
September 4, 2008
opinion
Roommates, snore at your own risk
August 28, 2008
opinion
Two conventions, two deep comas
August 28, 2008
opinion
The Sex Column Answer Man
July 30, 2008
opinion
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July 23, 2008
opinion
We must save Bud, the whales
July 16, 2008
opinion
Hey, Fox News Channel! Come on, do your worst
July 9, 2008
opinion
Bozos rain on gay pride parade
July 2, 2008
opinion
Beg for it, Hillary
June 25, 2008
opinion
My manhood is burning
June 18, 2008
opinion
A bucket for Barack Obama
June 11, 2008
opinion
COLUMN: What you might’ve missed during spring
May 4, 2008
You didn’t play Frisbee on the Quad?
May 1, 2008
opinion
My ‘Harding’ miniseries has what HBO’s ‘John Adams’ lacked: nudity
April 24, 2008
opinion
Somehow, the ‘big one’ just doesn’t feel right
April 21, 2008
opinion
Holy Moses, it’s the story of Passover
April 17, 2008
opinion
So you’ve decided to burn down an orphanage
April 10, 2008
opinion
COLUMN: After six years, Mom’s Weekend getting old
April 8, 2008
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Cow poop fundraiser comes up roses
April 3, 2008
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Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled
March 28, 2008
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Scott’s mailbag: cats vs. babies
March 27, 2008
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Just a ‘regular’ coffee drinker
March 13, 2008
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Feline owners’ mentality a catastrophe
March 6, 2008
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Getting Mom onto Facebook for Dummies
February 28, 2008
opinion
Illini Hockey experience: baffling and amusing for spectators
February 21, 2008
opinion
Leadership you can trust, if you’ve been drinking
February 21, 2008
opinion
Happy Valentine’s Day! Have this dead squirrel
February 14, 2008
opinion
SNN: The Scott News Network
February 7, 2008
opinion
Can you hear the voters now?
February 6, 2008
opinion
Scott Green’s profiles of the leading presidential candidates
February 4, 2008
opinion
The primary problem with Illinois is its voters
January 31, 2008
opinion
Very early offseason does not deter fans
January 30, 2008
opinion
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January 24, 2008
opinion
Car noises? Probably the gromulet frinster
January 17, 2008
opinion
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December 12, 2007
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December 12, 2007
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Column: Taking finals in a fraternity makes for good memories
December 10, 2007
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The patented five minute study plan
December 10, 2007
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Skirting silly airline regulations
December 6, 2007
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The tale of the Circuit City pilgrims
November 29, 2007
opinion
A man, a woman and a quarterback
November 15, 2007
opinion
This column is totally gay
November 8, 2007
opinion
Peaking and puking at 21
November 1, 2007
opinion
Razor-sharp Halloween observations
October 31, 2007
opinion
Good gravy, a breakfast burrito!
October 25, 2007
opinion
Surgery? Piece of cake
October 18, 2007
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This column contains no nudity
October 11, 2007
opinion
Going over a barrel for monkey rights
October 4, 2007
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Law school Q
September 27, 2007
opinion
The Greatest President
September 26, 2007
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Ignore O.J., but don’t ignore his new book
September 20, 2007
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Time to abort current debate about abortion
September 13, 2007
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Illiniwek at rest
September 6, 2007
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Equality for Greeks begins with rushing
August 30, 2007
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Mitt’s Mormonism question is unfair
August 23, 2007
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Point/ Counterpoint: Quad Day
August 17, 2007
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