Scott Green Archives - The Daily Illini

Lawyers have ethics? You bet they do

By Scott Green • March 12, 2009

The Unofficial SCAM guide to hookups

By Scott Green • March 5, 2009

Single guys, enjoy manly music while you can

By Scott Green • February 19, 2009

Helping Obama pass his agenda, that doobie

By Scott Green • February 12, 2009

Facebook users: Uncle Scam wants YOU!

By Scott Green • February 5, 2009

Your first hosting decision: Super Bowl party or funeral?

By Scott Green • January 29, 2009

Make your nerdiness work for you on TV’s ‘Jeopardy!’

By Scott Green • January 22, 2009

My Wiinter break

By Scott Green • January 16, 2009

What you might’ve missed during fall: Scott Green’s semester in review

By Scott Green • December 12, 2008

Naked clowns and nerd sex

By Scott Green • December 11, 2008

Webcam puppies good enough to eat

By Scott Green • December 4, 2008

This Chief Illiniwek column is extremely controversial

By Scott Green • November 20, 2008

An extremely historic night in Grant Park that made history

By Scott Green • November 13, 2008

Time for Dubya to build his legacy

By Scott Green • November 6, 2008

Unclogging the politics of plumbing

By Scott Green • October 30, 2008

How America picks its slacker-in-chief

By Scott Green • October 23, 2008

A Little League loser finally finds baseball

By Scott Green • October 16, 2008

Hey undecided voters…surprise! It’s October!

By Scott Green • October 9, 2008

I’m 25 years old. Now what?

By Scott Green • October 2, 2008

Never trust a dead, talking British fish

By Scott Green • September 30, 2008

A floating question mark about the economy

By Scott Green • September 25, 2008

Morgan Freeman says to take a deep breath

By Scott Green • September 18, 2008

Your trusty S-ex C-olumn A-nswer M-an goes political

By Scott Green • September 11, 2008

All the lies my rush chair told me

By Scott Green • September 4, 2008

Roommates, snore at your own risk

By Scott Green • August 28, 2008

Two conventions, two deep comas

By Scott Green • August 28, 2008

The Sex Column Answer Man

By Scott Green • July 30, 2008

John McCain won’t click this

By Scott Green • July 23, 2008

We must save Bud, the whales

By Scott Green • July 16, 2008

Hey, Fox News Channel! Come on, do your worst

By Scott Green • July 9, 2008

Bozos rain on gay pride parade

By Scott Green • July 2, 2008

Beg for it, Hillary

By Scott Green • June 25, 2008

My manhood is burning

By Scott Green • June 18, 2008

A bucket for Barack Obama

By Scott Green • June 11, 2008

COLUMN: What you might’ve missed during spring

By Scott Green • May 4, 2008

You didn’t play Frisbee on the Quad?

By Scott Green • May 1, 2008

My ‘Harding’ miniseries has what HBO’s ‘John Adams’ lacked: nudity

By Scott Green • April 24, 2008

Somehow, the ‘big one’ just doesn’t feel right

By Scott Green • April 21, 2008

Holy Moses, it’s the story of Passover

By Scott Green • April 17, 2008

So you’ve decided to burn down an orphanage

By Scott Green • April 10, 2008

COLUMN: After six years, Mom’s Weekend getting old

By Scott Green • April 8, 2008

Cow poop fundraiser comes up roses

By Scott Green • April 3, 2008

Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled

By Scott Green • March 28, 2008

Scott’s mailbag: cats vs. babies

By Scott Green • March 27, 2008

Just a ‘regular’ coffee drinker

By Scott Green • March 13, 2008

Feline owners’ mentality a catastrophe

By Scott Green • March 6, 2008

Getting Mom onto Facebook for Dummies

By Scott Green • February 28, 2008

Illini Hockey experience: baffling and amusing for spectators

By Scott Green • February 21, 2008

Leadership you can trust, if you’ve been drinking

By Scott Green • February 21, 2008

Happy Valentine’s Day! Have this dead squirrel

By Scott Green • February 14, 2008

SNN: The Scott News Network

By Scott Green • February 7, 2008

Can you hear the voters now?

By Scott Green • February 6, 2008

Scott Green’s profiles of the leading presidential candidates

By Scott Green • February 4, 2008

The primary problem with Illinois is its voters

By Scott Green • January 31, 2008

Very early offseason does not deter fans

By Scott Green • January 30, 2008

Goldfish care gets tough after the first twelve cents

By Scott Green • January 24, 2008

Car noises? Probably the gromulet frinster

By Scott Green • January 17, 2008

What you might’ve missed during fall

By Scott Green • December 12, 2007

Column: After six long years, Fighting Illini football team is unbelieva-bowl

By Scott Green • December 12, 2007

Column: Taking finals in a fraternity makes for good memories

By Scott Green • December 10, 2007

The patented five minute study plan

By Scott Green • December 10, 2007

Skirting silly airline regulations

By Scott Green • December 6, 2007

The tale of the Circuit City pilgrims

By Scott Green • November 29, 2007

A man, a woman and a quarterback

By Scott Green • November 15, 2007

This column is totally gay

By Scott Green • November 8, 2007

Peaking and puking at 21

By Scott Green • November 1, 2007

Razor-sharp Halloween observations

By Scott Green • October 31, 2007

Good gravy, a breakfast burrito!

By Scott Green • October 25, 2007

Surgery? Piece of cake

By Scott Green • October 18, 2007

This column contains no nudity

By Scott Green • October 11, 2007

Going over a barrel for monkey rights

By Scott Green • October 4, 2007

Law school Q

By Scott Green • September 27, 2007

The Greatest President

By Scott Green • September 26, 2007

Ignore O.J., but don’t ignore his new book

By Scott Green • September 20, 2007

Time to abort current debate about abortion

By Scott Green • September 13, 2007

Illiniwek at rest

By Scott Green • September 6, 2007

Equality for Greeks begins with rushing

By Scott Green • August 30, 2007

Mitt’s Mormonism question is unfair

By Scott Green • August 23, 2007

Point/ Counterpoint: Quad Day

By Scott Green • August 17, 2007