Sujay Kumar Archives - The Daily Illini

Who watches ‘Watchmen’? Pastor David Wilkerson

By Sujay Kumar • March 13, 2009

A third ode to Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day

By Sujay Kumar • March 6, 2009

25 things that won’t make you read one of those Facebook notes

By Sujay Kumar • February 20, 2009

Two missiles ready to launch at any time

By Sujay Kumar • February 6, 2009

Want to be a ‘Mill-un-aire’? Q and A about ‘Slumdog Millionaire’

By Sujay Kumar • January 30, 2009

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Journalistic credibility

By Sujay Kumar • January 23, 2009

Three ghosts visit Christmas controversy

By Sujay Kumar • December 12, 2008

Telling India’s story

By Sujay Kumar • December 5, 2008

Land of the blog and home of the brave

By Sujay Kumar • November 21, 2008

How to write the world’s most irritating column

By Sujay Kumar • November 14, 2008

Dear Election 2008

By Sujay Kumar • November 7, 2008

Your guide to Halloween ‘awesomeness’

By Sujay Kumar • October 31, 2008

Na na na na na na na na Nickelection

By Sujay Kumar • October 24, 2008

Loonies in USA and Canadian politics

By Sujay Kumar • October 17, 2008

Brother Jed and his words of wisdom

By Sujay Kumar • October 10, 2008

The Life and Times of Gov. Sarah Palin

By Sujay Kumar • October 3, 2008

Doing cheetos or meth: Not even once

By Sujay Kumar • September 26, 2008

Diddy says vote or die or don’t or else

By Sujay Kumar • September 19, 2008

Russia: Don’t invade Cartman in winter

By Sujay Kumar • September 12, 2008

G-O-D voting for the GOP?

By Sujay Kumar • September 5, 2008

Here comes Captain Miley and The Planeteers

By Sujay Kumar • August 29, 2008

Naked lumberjacks are Cuil

By Sujay Kumar • August 1, 2008

Vote or die … or be mocked

By Sujay Kumar • July 26, 2008

Facebook one-upmanship

By Sujay Kumar • July 25, 2008

Dear New Yorker Editor:

By Sujay Kumar • July 18, 2008

Celebrating red, white, and blue with a green card

By Sujay Kumar • July 11, 2008

Mmmm, Hollywood rehash

By Sujay Kumar • June 27, 2008

More flagrant fouls on Obama

By Sujay Kumar • June 20, 2008

Do the right thing, punk

By Sujay Kumar • June 13, 2008

Dunkin’ death to America!

By Sujay Kumar • June 6, 2008

Vice President Jindal?

By Sujay Kumar • May 30, 2008

Huckabee joke backfires

By Sujay Kumar • May 23, 2008

Beauties with the beasts

By Sujay Kumar • May 16, 2008

So, you want to be a DI columnist

By Sujay Kumar • May 2, 2008

Quest’s journeys through the press

By Sujay Kumar • April 25, 2008

Married with children…and lookin’

By Sujay Kumar • April 18, 2008

In a world of presidential movies

By Sujay Kumar • April 11, 2008

A column white people will like?

By Sujay Kumar • April 4, 2008

Horton doesn’t hear an unborn child

By Sujay Kumar • March 28, 2008

Vatican: Polluters and pot users don’t have a prayer

By Sujay Kumar • March 14, 2008

4 out of 5 pollsters won’t like this column

By Sujay Kumar • March 7, 2008

A second ode to Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day

By Sujay Kumar • February 29, 2008

The dying wish of Vladimir Nabokov

By Sujay Kumar • February 8, 2008

White House to the big house: Town weighs in

By Sujay Kumar • February 4, 2008

Ow, Canada! Torture manual includes America

By Sujay Kumar • January 25, 2008

New year, new potential, new lives

By Sujay Kumar • January 18, 2008

Should you be casting a vote for Chuck Norris or Oprah Winfrey?

By Sujay Kumar • December 7, 2007

Yar, we be navigatin’ the high seas of Hollywood movie piracy

By Sujay Kumar • November 30, 2007

LAPD following a map to nowhere

By Sujay Kumar • November 16, 2007

Counterpoint: Don’t be a turkey by not studying

By Sujay Kumar • November 14, 2007

Writers’ strike means harsh reality TV

By Sujay Kumar • November 9, 2007

The great FEMA f-f-f…fake-up

By Sujay Kumar • November 2, 2007

U-G-L-Y, Philly ain’t got no alibi

By Sujay Kumar • October 26, 2007

Bashing Booze News won’t fix anything

By Sujay Kumar • October 19, 2007

Downloading music? Then go to your room!

By Sujay Kumar • October 12, 2007

Canada has gone too far this time

By Sujay Kumar • October 5, 2007

The wild world of “Kid Nation” on CBS

By Sujay Kumar • September 28, 2007

Are you there God? It’s me, Sujay Kumar

By Sujay Kumar • September 21, 2007

Six years later, did 9/11 change anything?

By Sujay Kumar • September 14, 2007

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard

By Sujay Kumar • September 7, 2007

Man vs. Wild vs. perception

By Sujay Kumar • August 31, 2007

No ‘membership’ in culture needed

By Sujay Kumar • August 24, 2007

A forbidden Bollywood love

By Sujay Kumar • May 4, 2007

VT killer video needed to be seen

By Sujay Kumar • April 27, 2007

‘Chinglish’ lessons needed for 2008 Summer Olympics

By Sujay Kumar • April 20, 2007

Oh, the wonderful world of Wikipedia

By Sujay Kumar • April 13, 2007

Robotic revolution only matter of time

By Sujay Kumar • April 6, 2007

Neglect at Walter Reed: Disgraceful, un-American

By Sujay Kumar • March 30, 2007

A new column about ‘300’? This is madness!

By Sujay Kumar • March 16, 2007

Keep thinking outside the bun, and emergency room

By Sujay Kumar • March 9, 2007

An ode to Unofficial St.Patrick’s Day

By Sujay Kumar • March 2, 2007

If you Taser me once, shame on me; Taser me five times, I’m a terrorist

By Sujay Kumar • February 23, 2007

“I WUV U” and other death threats in honor of St. Valentine

By Sujay Kumar • February 16, 2007

Preying on child predators

By Sujay Kumar • February 9, 2007

One-way ticket to airport awkwardness; no peanuts

By Sujay Kumar • February 2, 2007

Blaming Canada and how good fences make good neighbors

By Sujay Kumar • January 26, 2007